Masters and Vacuum Cleaners

By Mike Pascale I've noticed that when people write or speak of Past Masters, they tend to use various modifiers and descriptors. After awhile, the same bunch of words show up again and again. These...

Defining The Indefinable

My pal Clifford Meth asked me to jump in and take a last-second sucker-punch from Major Deadline. So bear with me here while I mount a quick defense in the form of a reasonably readable column. Like you, I've...