2.0

The Vampire Diaries 5.13 “No Exit”

I suppose this is a pretty existential moment for the Mystic Falls vamps after all, come to think of it. Damon has excised himself from the tribe, since he only eats vamps now. Caroline is still sulking over...
4.0

The Originals 1.13 “Crescent City”

This episode requires a sports metaphor. If only I knew any of those. You know that feeling when your team is on a winning streak, plowing through the competition and doing nearly everything right? That. You...
4.5

The Originals 1.10 “The Casket Girls”

This is how you come back from a winter hiatus. This may be the best episode of the series yet. It pulls on all the threads that have already been set up, while also twisting and tangling the extant characters...
2.0

The Vampire Diaries 5.09 “The Cell”

Okay (to judge from next week’s unfortunate pun of a title), maybe this wasn’t the season of apt movie titles after all. Maybe it’s been books (that were adapted into movies?) all along? Whatever, I’m...