No longer content to merely review Game of Thrones through the use of cumbersome blocks of text, John Bender and Ryan Usher have moved on to the internet airwaves, commandeering the Paranoid Video podcast feed for their own spoiler-y purposes.
SPOILERS FOLLOW. THIS CANNOT BE OVERSTATED. DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL OF THE BOOKS.
3.04 "And Now His Watch Has Ended"
Although we received an avalanche of fan mail complimenting us on our first Game of Thrones (Maester's Edition) review, we realized that we could be even better by eliminating the need to read anything at all. In our first audio Maester's Edition (which is running as an episode of Paranoid Video thanks to our generous friends and fellow GoT reviewers Nick Hanover and Dylan Garsee), we discuss Catelyn's REDACTED and the REDACTED of REDACTED by REDACTED, otherwise known as "cunnilingus." As with the previous Maester's Edition review, all events of all published ASOIAF novels are in play for discussion, as is conjecture about upcoming books in the series.
Listen at the player thingie below, or click here to download.
Shout out to Anamanaguchi for providing the theme song.
John Bender is a Twitter anarchist with questionable opinions about celebrity lifestyles and the Lost finale. He edits erotic novels by day and works tirelessly by night to improve upon his personal record of 42.00 in the Mecha Marathon minigame in Mario Party 2. He also plays in Fitness.
Ryan Usher was born in Spokane, where he promptly quit the Boy Scouts of America. He is sometimes found tweeting at @RyanGUsher.