After about three weeks after I started working at DC Comics (then called National Periodical Publications) back in 1973, I arrived at the office one morning and was confronted by Vice President / Production Manager Sol Harrison. “What are you doing here?” he asked.
Startled, I replied, “I work here.”
“I know that. You’re supposed to be in New Jersey, picking up the Comicmobile.”
Yes, the Comicmobile, that fabled vehicle of comics history that many have heard of but few have seen (and even fewer have actually purchased anything from). For those of you who are unfamiliar with it: It was Sol’s idea that if kids living in the suburbs couldn’t get to the old “mom and pop stores” that sold comics, we should bring the comics to them. So he leased a big blue van, had “The DC Comicmobile” painted on it , and plastered super-hero stickers all over it. Then he stocked it with leftover comics from the DC library and sent Michael Uslan (much later the executive producer of the Batman and Swamp Thing movies, and driving force behind the “WHAT IF STAN LEE CREATED…” books, among lots of other things) out on the streets of New Jersey to sell them.
When it was time for Mike to leave for the University of Indiana, Sol decided that I should take the Comicmobile to Long Island.
Actually, I knew I was supposed to pick up the Comicmobile, but Mike and I had worked it out that I would do so the following day.
Sol, however, did not agree. Midge Bregman, his secretary, handed me money for trainfare, told me what little town in the Garden State I was taking the train to, and shooed me out of the office. They did give me time to make my one phone call — to tell my parents I would not be coming home from work that night!
Mike met me with the Comicmobile and we spent the afternoon and evening riding around, ringing the bells and selling comics at local parks, beaches, and in front of other places potential customers were gathered.
He had “a lovely assistant” named Robin working with him and, frankly, I think she attracted more than one father of small children over to be persuaded into buying a few comic books.
I slept at Mike’s parents’ home that night. They were as surprised to have an overnight guest as I had been when I learned from Sol I was going to be one. And the next morning, after going over what was in our “inventory” and how to keep track of the money, Mike was off to Indiana University and I was on the road back to Long Island.
Those of you who are unfamiliar with the roads of the New York metropolitan area probably don’t know that there are no commercial vehicles allowed on the parkways; they are only allowed on expressways and turnpikes. The Comicmobile, decked out with all its superhero decals and such, would not qualify as anything other than commercial. Needless to say, it made my trip home all the more interesting as I had to abandon some of the familiar routes for other highways and byways.
At one point, while driving through New York City, I passed a college friend, who was quite startled to see me. Our paths have never crossed again and to this day, I’m convinced he thought my job in the comic book industry was delivering them to stores.
Of course, when I arrived home and parked the garish-looking van in front of the house, my father’s first comment was, “I sent you to college for four years so you could drive a comic book truck?”
The hardest part about driving the Comicmobile on Long Island had to be getting a vendor’s license for each of the towns I would be working in. Each town – Hempstead, North Hempstead, Oyster Bay, and Huntington – had its own set of requirements and its own set of rules.
They did have one basic rule in common. Mike had had it fairly easy in New Jersey; he was able to drive to a local park or beach and set up shop in the parking lot. But the powers-that-be on Long Island were not as liberal. I was prohibited from bringing the Comicmobile anywhere near beaches, parks, schools, and pretty much any other place kids might be.
Instead, I was reduced to driving up and down individual streets, holding a set of bells out the window and ringing them vigorously. Since DC had only leased the van; there was no way Sol was going to let me mount the bells. As those of you who’ve lived in areas that were served by an ice cream man might guess, I was often mistaken for someone selling Popsicles and Klondike Bars. There was, in fact, one little boy who would demand a Creamsicle every Thursday when I showed up. And all he ever had to pay for it was a nickel. I’m not sure what an ice cream bar cost in those days, but it was certainly more than 5c.)
Over the six weeks that I drove the Comicmobile, I did develop something of a regular clientele. And some of the customers would request specific issues that I could often find among the leftovers in the DC library.
When school started, the Comicmobile’s hours of operation were severely reduced and Sol decided it was time for me to come back and work in the office. I’m sure part of it also had to do with the fact that we were barely making enough to cover the cost of gasoline the van was guzzling… and gas was only 20c a gallon at the time!
The Comicmobile was shipped off to Bruce Hamilton out in the southwestern U.S. Yes, the same Bruce Hamilton of Another Rainbow fame. The entire project, however, met an untimely end when the Comicmobile came out on the losing end of a collision with a semi.
BOBRO’S TRIVIA QUIZ
1. Batman crossed paths with this hero and his partner, but only on TV.
2. Electro made his debut battling what hero?
3. Raised by the Priests of Pama, who fought alongside the Avengers?
4. TALES TO ASTONISH presented Henry Pym’s debut as what character?
5. Revamping for !mpact cast Jason Troy as what Mighty Crusader?
6. Army Sgt. Snorkel is forever harassing which private?
7. Mal Duncan’s future wife joined the Teen Titans in what guise?
8. Lighting technician Garfield Lynns embarked on a crime career as whom?
9. A flying brick from whom was considered a sign of affection by Krazy Kat?
10. Rita DeMara took on what alter-ego, a gender-switch from its previous owner?
11. Vowing to be a champion for Gotham’s underworld, who did inmate 234026 become?
12. At any height up to 4′ 2″, who possesses a set of wings?
13. Novelist Jonathan Law took on what “mystery-man” identity?
BOBRO’S FUN FACTS TO KNOW & TELL:
1. The first Indianapolis 500, in 1911, was won by Ray Harroun; he called his car “The Marmon Wasp.”
2. Bees do not collect honey. They collect nectar, which turns to honey inside their bodies.
3. A flying fish does not fly; it glides. It can travel up to 1/4 mile at speeds up to 30 mph.
TALES OF THE COMICMOBILE DRIVER…
Joe Orlando once tried to have me arrested!
I restocked the Comicmobile from two places: at a warehouse in New Jersey where the newsstand returns went and from the extra copies kept in DC’s library.
One afternoon, I was in the library filling a box with books when Joe walked in. He did not know who I was and immediately went to Sol and said, “Some kid is stealing books from the library. We better call security!”
Sol followed him back, saw it was me and said, “That’s not a kid– that’s Rozakis.”
Sol had fliers printed up announcing that “The Comicmobile is coming to your neighborhood!” His plan was that we would distribute them in the areas where I would be visiting. Of course, since I was supposed to drive the Comicmobile to these neighborhoods, park it, and stuff these into mailboxes up and down the streets, wouldn’t people already guess that the Comicmobile was there?
Then again, maybe Sol thought I would just drive down the street with a flurry of fliers floating out the back door of the van and into the waiting hands of dazzled children.
The first time I drove the Comicmobile to the DC office at 75 Rockefeller Plaza to pick up more books, I followed Sol’s instructions and parked it in a nearby parking garage. This was one of the ones in which they take your keys and vehicle and drive it off into some catacomb beneath the city.
When I returned to pick it up, the attendants were quite amused, telling me to come back again soon. I figured they were poking fun at the fact that I was driving around in such a garish-looking van.
That turned out not to be the case. While they’d had custody of the Comicmobile, they’d opened some of the boxes in which the books were kept and liberated a few hundred of them!
When I told Sol, he said there was no way to prove they’d taken the books. But after that, I parked on the street outside the building.
Next week: Unearthed after almost thirty years, notes about the popularity of the various books that were sold from the Comicmobile. Can YOU guess which title was the biggest seller?
This week’s questions got you bugged?
1. The Green Hornet
5. The Fly
6. Beetle Bailey
11. Killer Moth
12. The Wasp
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