Never be jealous of surfers. Do you know how stupid surfing is?
Kryptonite Got You Down? #5Never be jealous of surfers. Do you know how stupid surfing is? Dear Alison,For most of my adult life...
Figure shit out. Stop being an ass. Send me nude pics.
Kryptonite Got You Down? #4"Figure shit out. Stop being an ass. Send me nude pics."Hi Alison,I have a delicate matter to discuss....
Even Non-Humans Hunger for Lovin'… Ask Mario Lopez.
Kryptonite Got You Down? #3-"Even Non-Humans Hunger for Lovin'...Ask Mario Lopez. Yo Alison, I'ma sexy ass bitch who knows what...
Distinguish the Crazy, Distance Yourself and Maybe Custom Order an Octopus
Dear Alison,Boy oh boy, do I have ex troubles! When we started out, I thought we were perfect for each other. He was my Pygmalion -- he helped me...
Stay in Love, Keep Banging Your Tiger Woman and Stay Away from Death Cab
Dear Alison,I'm an ambitious female reporter with an extremely busy, chaotic life so as you can surely understand, I have trouble meeting...