This movie will only take place at night, or “at dawn”.
Ben Affleck will never smile.
The amount of bass in the soundtrack will rival any Christopher Nolan film to date.
Someone with a wicked-cool voice will at some point in this movie say “We’re looking at a case of Batman V Superman…” just to make sure the audience knows the title of this movie. It’s not “Vs.”, okay?
The writers read Supreme Power, The Authority, Irredeemable, All Star Batman and Robin, The Dark Knight Returns/Strikes Again (like 30 times each) and every other book with a Superman analogue, but failed to actually read any decent Superman source material.
80% of this film will be in slow motion
We’ll get loads of on-the-nose imagery showing Superman as a messiah. Also, Henry Cavill won’t like being touched.
We will see a line-up of toys for kids not old enough to see the movie in theatres.
We’ll get a teasing look at another DC hero’s origin and…
The film will end with Bats and Supes standing together at dawn, hinting at the creation of the Justice League. Okay, those last three are fair.